A dog on stilts and a two headed priest

I've just returned from vacation to the Edina house, where I lived in my parents' basement. I'm trying to watch TV and notice the table the TV sits on is far out from the wall with the TV balancing on it and resting against the wall. I try to push the table closer to the wall, but it all falls down - the TV splits open and is on fire in places. I successfully blow the flames out, then decide to spray it with the fire extinguisher just in case. My parents come downstairs and see what happened but don't mention it or even seem to mind.

I go into my bedroom - there are several plates of food on the floor I left out before going on vacation. Strangers come in my room and start eating the rotten food. I'm crouching naked behind my bed and tell them to leave.

Back in the downstairs den, a dog on stilts and wearing pants comes up to me. I know this to be my brother's family's' dog. On the way upstairs I come across a pet armadillo with red stripes which form a moiré pattern with the scales. I wonder how intelligent armadillos are and if they make good pets. Fuzzy spiders start crawling up my legs, I'm grossed out am am trying to brush them off. Someone tells me they're very nutritious, I'm horrified. The speaker assures me that you only eat the babies which grow like tiny mushrooms.

I'm back in the basement and notice that while I was on vacation, my parents have sold or given away boxes which had toys and other items from my childhood in them. I've very upset and start to cry. People who I first think are my parents, but are strangers come into my room. I start to explain why I'm upset when a two headed priest - one black head, one white - approaches me and pinches my nipples. Horrified, I ask them if they think I'm possessed or a witch. They say yes, they do. I ask them if I'm dreaming, they tell me yes, I am.