I've left school to go to the mall for a bit. Sarah Palin is sitting at a table and I decide to talk to her as people have said she's smart and friendly and I want to be able to say from personal experience. I quickly find her very personable, but not intelligent. There are people lined up to have their picture taken with her, I walk with her to go first.
There are several backgrounds I can chose from. The process is to get your picture taken, take a number indicating what background you want and wait for it to be printed out and signed by Palin.
My parents unexpectedly show up. My dad explains my my has been diagnosed with cancer and we're going to England for her treatment. I'm very concerned and want to look up the cancer on the Internet. I also realize I don't have my wallet or keys, and am glad my dad is there so I can borrow $30 to pay for the signed photo.
There's something wrong with my picture with Palin, again I get to cut in line to get it retaken. This time, I'm given a choice of a paper costume to wear. I chose a frog. The pictures are again screwed up, this time every picture looks like it was taken in a fun house mirror. Someone working at the event apologies and tells me they'll give me the more expensive video version at no charge. It ends up the video version is a Teletubbies-like animation with my head and Sara Palin's head pasted on.
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