Tuesday, September 21, 2010

A slam dunk contest

I'm in my high school looking for an English class I'm supposed to be in but have forgot about all semester. When I find it, I'm given the results to a test I don't remember taking, I had to make a wild guess at every question. I'm having a sexual relationship with the teacher who looks at me disappointedly and knowingly as I look at my results.

There's an escalator which is very difficult to navigate in the hallway. When I arrive at the floor below, I'm on a basketball court taking part in a slam dunk contest. The coach doesn't think I'll be able to jump high enough, but I easily jump so high the rim is at eye level. After performing another dunk, I try to do a 360, but spin way off and don't even come near to the basket.

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