Monday, October 4, 2010

Jumping down a chute

I'm with two male friends or coworkers. We're going somewhere and have to fall through a lung chute to get there. All three of us jump shoulder to shoulder. We accelerate faster then gravity - I look at my companions and we all seem to be surprised but not afraid.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Plants and frogs

My frogs are in a house with no roof and only hints of walls in places. I'm growing potted plants inside the house. I notice one is not doing very well and remember I haven't fed my frogs in a while. As I look closer at the unhealthy plant, I( notice what I thought were shriveled up leaves are actually tiny swarms of insects.

Friday, October 1, 2010

In a crowded market with men gambling

I'm in a crowded market or similar public space, many people seem to be tourists. I come upon an open room packed with South Asian men. They have fist fulls of cash and appear to be gambling. They all have very similar facial features, including over-sized unblinking saucer eyes. Somebody asks the men where they're from and one repliesw, "With names like Bobo, Hoho and Homo you can't tell?"

Thursday, September 30, 2010

I'm the bass player

I've joined an established band as a bass player. I think my influence on the music is really good and wonder if people listening will recognize my influence.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Pet shrimp

I'm in shallowly flooded backyard. The backyard is flooded because of the frog vivariums I'm keeping there. I see a shrimp and it occurs to me it's unusual to see a freshwater shrimp. I pick it up looking for a container to put it in. As I don't know what it eats, I resolve to keep it in water collected from the lawn. I see tiny swimming animals and wonder if any are shrimp of the same species which may breed with my shrimp.

As I'm looking for a container, a young couple drives up. I hide behind a fence, not wanting them to see what I'm doing because I don't want to explain it. I eventually find a fiberglass bucket type of thing which I've affixed a shirt to with tar. As I'm peeling the shirt off, the backyard becomes a video game I forgot I was playing. A gigantic dinosaur character appears and in the game, I throw many tiny animals at it to try to kill it. One animal makes a relatively small hole in it and I hope the hole gets infected and kills the dinosaur.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Neon fish

I'm on vacation with my parents. We're sleeping in a tent outside a hotel. I'm awake in the middle of the night and decide to clean the car's windshield which has a lot of hard, thick dust on it from the previous day's drive. It's very dark and I realize I'm cleaning the windshield of the wrong vehicle. It begins to downpour; I return to the ten which floats away in a flash flood.

I'm dangling a hook and string in the water and catch many tiny fish. The tent comes to rest at a facility that is something like a miniature golf course and something like a stocked fishing pond. It's very crowded. Almost immediately I catch a large fish with a huge dorsal fin. It's fins and edges are decorated with living material like a neon sign.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

A girl I meet at a wedding wants me to be her pimp

It's the present day and I'm back in North Carolina marrying two friends who are married in waking life. The ceremony is in a church - I'm in a ambulatory balcony that doesn't seem to be connected to the sanctuary at all. I'm watching all the people gathered for the wedding wait for me to show up.

It's after the wedding and I'm in a room with a woman I met earlier. I'm sexually attracted to her. She wants to be a prostitute and asks me if I'll be her pimp. She says it's easy, you just have to have sex with people. She is showing me how easy it is by 69ing with a customer who wanted to pay extra to have someone watch, so I'm watching. She tells me some people might want me to join in and the scene turns into her 69ing with two men. I tell her I'm not sure how one would go about 69ing with four people. She says, "You just get a bunch of balls in your face." Now both men are penetrating her and their balls are in my face. Their scrotums are each a torus, uncooked rings of sausage attached where their scrotums should be . I tell my friend I'm still not sure what she wants me to do. She tells me to lick them.