Basketball team in football uniforms

I'm standing in my junior high school playing an acoustic guitar with just two or three strings and half a dozen or so frets. I'm "drafted" onto a basketball team which will play another team from our school. My team is wearing red football uniforms, the other team is blue. We have to use the girls' locker room, the other team will use the boys'. I wonder if I pooped in my pants. I can't see the coach.