Keys to the apartment complex, a military train

I'm coming home to an apartment vaguely like the one I'm in now. There's an enormous pile of keys by my door. I place them in a plastic bag, but miss a few. Near me, there's two men who seem to be making a transaction. I realize one is buying the apartment complex and think I should tell them about the keys. However, a male stranger enters the scene and non-verbally communicates for me not to.

The men finish their business and I call to the new owner that he better not forget "that" as I motion towards a handgun near a stream by my door. He walks to get his gun, walking right through the water. I'm able to make a single step across the shallow stream without getting wet at all. The man picks up his pistol and starts walking off. "How about showing a little love?" I ask. The man gives me a wad of cash. The outermost bill is a $5, but it seems like a lot of money.

The guy who motioned me not to give them the keys is my coworker. We're painters at the complex and he tells me we have to paint a room at my waking job today.

I'm walking to work along a country road. I keep my terrariums by the road. I haven't fed one in a long time and collect things from people's gardens and gar5gage for feed. In the vivarium, I have frogs and several species I'm unfamiliar with: tiny turtles and two lizards. I see the largest of the lizards has dies and is decomposing. I think that's a good thing because it's produced flies for the frogs to eat and meat for the turtles to eat. I'm not sure what the other lizard eats, I think it's vegetarian and have brought it lettuce and carrots.

I continue on towards my job, but stop to watch some pranksters prepare to screw with a Tea Party protest which will be marching down the road. They are facing the direction the Teabaggers will march from and are dressed like Mr. T, a Native American, all sorts of crazy costumes and crazy signs. They're trying to out crazy the crazies.

They have to get out of the road for a train to pass. It's a military train - camouflaged and every dozen or so cars has anti-aircraft missiles spinning around defensively. The missiles have tons of coats of sloppy white paint covering up rusty parts and cracks. I figure they must still work well though. I get some good ;pictures of the train.