Thursday, May 6, 2010

Psychedelic bus and boots, wine tasting class

It's the first day back at college.

I'm driving a school bus full of students to get it painted purple, I drop it off at the painting station. Everybody gets fitted for shoes while we're waiting for the bus to be painted. When it's finished, I see it's been painted purple and orange in a tie-die psychedelic way. Everybody's shoes are soft ankle high boots with purple and orange animal hair.

As I'm walking back towards town in my new boots, I meet girl I'm attracted to. We like each other. As we walk along and talk, we realize we're stepping on a bee hive in the ground. As we run away, I realize all the ground has beehives under it. I can't find the girl. Someone gives me part of the casing of cell phone I lost. I find other half on the ground nearby.

I get a ride back to my dorm from a redneck; he's horsing around driving with one wheel over a cliff. "Please don't," I implore him. I get out of the car at first chance and walk the rest of the way.

It's dark when I get to dorm and I'm very sleepy. I go to my old dorm room and step on people sleeping on floor. I apologize and explain this is my old dorm room and I just walked into it without thinking. I fall asleep right away among the pile of sleeping bodies on the floor. When I wake up I find the insides of my lost cell in the closet.

I have schedule of classes on something that looks like a tri-fold menu. I don't know where the buildings are that my classes are listed as being in. I have a wine tasting class that's held off-campus at 7 a.m. and I'm late.

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